Fuck Coke machines
Whats the attraction you might ask? Well they ARE hard to resist, all big and red, hot on the outside but steely cold on the inside, and quiet with that little hummmmm that hints of good vibrations. Of course, they do just stand there and let you do all the work (typical).
For 100% anti-consumer satisfaction we recommend that you make a habit of unplugging your local piss dispensing robot.Its so easy to pull the plug each time you walk by. Go on you'll be doing the planet a favour.
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